You are a fucking dumbass

No, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I mean, come on, lets take a look at why I am calling you this...

• That webpage was OBVIOUSLY fake.
• Even if it wasn't fake, why would you trust a site offering that shit openly if you're not on the dark web?
• Do you even KNOW the jail time for those two things combined if you were to get caught????

I bet you don't, because like I previously stated, you're a fucking dumbass.

Using counterfit money is a federal crime, dipshit.

Fed boys don't lose cases, hope that ass is prepared to get stretched in prison.